imagine... the melodrama...
kopi waking up finding out he's been "violated" and cries
pitifully, cowering in the corner while the fake lesbian
lights a cigarette punctuated with an evil laugh...
a gender reversal of the crappy taiwanese movies where the evil
dude takes advantage of some helpless and hapless SWT whose drink
was spiked 
I betcha that's exactly what it was like on our PM's wedding
night. no prizes for guessing who did the crying 